...for our american friends, how to survive in Germany.

And, dear friends, some more help from me:

- Never stay too close to a german, his 'Sauerkraut' smell will cause big health problems.
- Never argue about beer with a german. He'll beat you. Never drink with a german. He'll beat you, too.
- And after that: Look above.
- Remember, 'Mercedes' cars have always right of way.
- Apropos of Mercedes: DON'T TOUCH!
- These guys with the caravans: You are allowed to touch. But don't feed!
- Never say things like: "We'll beat you!" Even you mean the next soccer match.
- Remember: For germans, naked girls are more interesting than naked guns.
- You can criticize Klinsmann, but never the Kaiser!
- Never talk about Juergen Klinsmann and California.

Will be continued...